Friday, November 28, 2014

30 MILES OF CRAZY! 75: Never Annoy a Wizard (or Warlock)

Time for another 'Tru-ish' tale of Denizens, Bars, Characters of the 'Longest Wickedest Street in America' and Other Low Places. Time for a new 30 MILES OF CRAZY! (#75)

This week: 'Never Annoy a Wizard (or Warlock)'... or BEWARE THE CRANKIEST CONJURER OF COLFAX!

So... Three... Two... One... Musical Accompaniment!.... and GO!

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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

30 MILES OF CRAZY! CIRCUS 74.5: Curse These Vexatious Rickets!

New 30 MILES OF CRAZY! CIRCUS! (74.5)

"And that thoroughfare, born beneath the mountainous mountains of rocky peaks so high, seeing as it shall victual to prospectors, explorers, and men of chance, and whereas said men, in their sparse moments of recess and requiescence, require relief of an immediate and carnal conformation, let Colfax Way be a den of avarice, a cauldron of covetousness, a peccadillo wharf in a sea-storm of morality. Let not a man walk Colfax Way and wonder, 'Where shall I deposit my virility this eve, where may I encounter mine intoxicant?' for he shall find all he seeks on Colfax. Curse these vexatious rickets!"
 - Schuyler Colfax (March 23, 1823 – January 13, 1885, Vice President under Ulysses S. Grant, and Colfax Avenue's namesake) from his 1878 autobiography, Cursed Rickets

Someone should make a T-Shirt out of this one.

Musical Accompaniment ... and... GO!

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Friday, November 21, 2014

30 MILES OF CRAZY! 74: The Price of Everything

Time for another 'Tru-ish' tale of Denizens, Bars, Characters of the 'Longest Wickedest Street in America' and Other Low Places. Time for a new 30 MILES OF CRAZY! (#74)

This week: The Price of Everything... or 'NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE.' 

So... Three... Two... One... Musical Accompaniment!.... and GO!

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Friday, November 14, 2014

30 MILES OF CRAZY! 73: The Law of the Land

Time for another 'Tru-ish' tale of Denizens, Bars, Characters of the 'Longest Wickedest Street in America' and Other Low Places. Time for a new 30 MILES OF CRAZY! (#73)

This week: The Law of the Land... or 'DISCO TONY'S HOUSE. DISCO TONY'S RULES.' 

So... Three... Two... One... Musical Accompaniment!.... and GO!

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Friday, November 7, 2014

30 MILES OF CRAZY! 72: War with the Crows

Time for another 'Tru-ish' tale of Denizens, Bars, Characters of the 'Longest Wickedest Street in America' and Other Low Places. Time for a new 30 MILES OF CRAZY! (#72)

This week: War with the Crows... or TIGGER POWER!!!

I didn't fully believe this story the first time it was told to me. It just seemed way too outlandish. However, a couple days later, I then saw THIS .... and THIS.

It's true. It's all true.

So... Three... Two... One... Musical Accompaniment!.... and GO!

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Friday, October 31, 2014

30 MILES OF CRAZY! 71: Ulalume

Time for another 'Tru-ish' tale of Denizens, Bars, Characters of the 'Longest Wickedest Street in America' and Other Low Places. Time for a new 30 MILES OF CRAZY! (#71)

This week! The first new 30 MILES that is not in the original collection (which compiles 30MOC #1-70 and is still on sale!) So because of this (and the fact that it's Halloween), I thought I would do something different, try an experiment, and adapt one of my favorite Edgar Allan Poe poems. Many people rush straight to Poe's 'Raven', but I have always found 'Ulalume' a much better choice. Some people (usually a smaller fellow towards the back with an oddly loud whiny voice who somehow always smells of goats) may complain "But, KARL... this has nothing to do with the city or bars or drinking!!!!"  Tough. This is my comic and I get to make up the rules.

So... here is 'Ulalume'... or 'A NIGHT IN THE LONESOME OCTOBER'  Also head up, this week's comic is THREE pages (it's a long poem.)

Three... Two... One... Musical Accompaniment! (and I really recommend you listen to this one as you read the comic).... and GO!

Happy Halloween!

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